I can literally make you a Hacker in 3 minutes 12 seconds lol

Come on, I’ve seen the cool ass montages of them, beating keys on their keyboard like it scammed them with some latest “quick money on medium” trick. So thinking on it for more than 23 seconds and not finding an answer, I decided to research

I played “programming and hacker ambience music” in the background and like a true hacker, opened google.

And so, the hacking began.

source — https://imgur.com/specific-is-someone-skilled-enough-here-to-make-cut-out-of-person-this-wallpaper-pBJAviC

Firstly upon my 5000 IQ research, I found that there are multiple ways to hack into systems!

• Phishing — Fancy word for sending scammy emails that scream, “Click me or my family will die of starvation”
• Social Engineering — Manipulating humans because, let’s face it, we’re the easiest link.
• Brute Force — Guessing passwords like a toddler playing with a safe.
• SQL Injection — Basically whispering to websites, “Hey, please please tell me your password bro” and they just… do.
• Man-in-the-Middle (MITM) — Imagine someone secretly reading your texts while you’re trying to slide into those DMs (the “sigmas” aint gonna love this one)
• Malware — Throwing a tantrum by sending viruses that wreck everything.
• Denial of Service (DoS) — Overloading systems like a…